4. I don’t believe you.
Trust is earned not taken that's why I'm giving away these free tips and being #sohelpful to proe my chops to your, be a friend, resource person of yours and be trusted of your biznass ;)
Or you can say
I graduated from the best advertising college in the Philippines. Where the directors of the biggest ad agencies here come from. We are the spartans of the advertising war. Best Thesis Awardee, Dean Lister, Saved group ad campaign's ass. Put me to the test and I will pleasantly surprise you with the result!